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Anonymous asked: Nah man, see, Clive is another word for cliff, see? Like, "yo, that is one steep motherfucking clive over there. So you could've done the same image, but just left it as "Clive" 'cause people with extreme vocabularies could be like "lol."

Well then, I guess I’ll just edit it.

But, for the future, keep in mind that you’re more impressed with your own vocabulary than anyone else around you will ever be.

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Anonymous asked: Do something with Clive Owen. Hint: a clive is a cliff.

Fulfilling a request:

Clive Owen

(Plus Lion King reference…)

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Chuck Porous
(Who lives in a pineapple in Viet Nam, waiting for the right moment to rescue his Delta Force buddies?)

Chuck Porous

(Who lives in a pineapple in Viet Nam, waiting for the right moment to rescue his Delta Force buddies?)